Human - Cat
Translations
I decided to make a Human – Cat translation after a few years with Melody.
Some are unique to
her, some are the same for all cats I'm sure.
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WHAT I SAY
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WHAT SHE
HEARS
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Get down off there!
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Please
continues to walk over/climb whatever it is, but very, very
slowly.
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Get
off that!
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Please
finish knocking my books/ornaments/crockery/random possessions off
there before stopping.
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That's
enough!
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Please
immediately run over at top speed and throw yourself upside down
on my lap, hitting every sensitive part of my body in the process.
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 FFS
I'm trying to work! |
Please
continue to sit on either arm rendering it useless/in front of
screen/on keyboard as I need a break anyway.
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No.
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Please
talk back to me because I'm lonely.
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I
mean it. No!
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Seriously.
Talk to me and end my deep sense of loneliness, then pretend I
said “Enough!” as well.
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You
little sod!
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Please
assume a smug expression and continue what you were doing.
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I'm
going to sit down.
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Please
immediately race to jump up in my seat first and roll upside down
looking cute.
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You're
going on Ebay!
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Please
assume the cutest position possible and make me feel as guilty as
possible.
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OW!
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Please
finish sharpening your claws on my flesh/keep all your weight on
one boob as I'm thoroughly enjoying the pain.
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Pack
that in!
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Please
finish what you're doing at your leisure.
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Oh
come on! I was only gone 2 hours.
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I
know I deserted you for an eternity and I'm the worst human ever,
so please continue to hide behind those boxes until you feel I've
been punished enough.
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This
is nice coffee.
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Please
nuzzle the bottom of the cup just as I take a drink because I
really want to wear hot coffee today.
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Are
you hungry?
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Cheese
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I
think I'm hungry.
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Cheese
for you.
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I
think I'll make a sandwich.
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Cheese
for you in a minute.
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I'm
trying to make a sandwich.
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Claws
in my thigh will get you cheese quicker.
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None
for you.
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You
can have cheese.
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There
is no cheese.
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I'm
lying.
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All
the cheese in the world is gone.
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I'm
lying to hurt your feelings.
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This
is MY cheese.
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I'm
lying to make a joke.
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You're
not having cheese.
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I'm
deluded.
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