Human - Cat Translations

I decided to make a Human – Cat translation after a few years with Melody.

Some are unique to her, some are the same for all cats I'm sure.

WHAT I SAY	WHAT SHE HEARS
Get down off there!	Please continues to walk over/climb whatever it is, but very, very slowly.
Get off that!	Please finish knocking my books/ornaments/crockery/random possessions off there before stopping.
That's enough!	Please immediately run over at top speed and throw yourself upside down on my lap, hitting every sensitive part of my body in the process.
FFS I'm trying to work!	Please continue to sit on either arm rendering it useless/in front of screen/on keyboard as I need a break anyway.
No.	Please talk back to me because I'm lonely.
I mean it. No!	Seriously. Talk to me and end my deep sense of loneliness, then pretend I said “Enough!” as well.
You little sod!	Please assume a smug expression and continue what you were doing.
I'm going to sit down.	Please immediately race to jump up in my seat first and roll upside down looking cute.
You're going on Ebay!	Please assume the cutest position possible and make me feel as guilty as possible.

OW!	Please finish sharpening your claws on my flesh/keep all your weight on one boob as I'm thoroughly enjoying the pain.
Pack that in!	Please finish what you're doing at your leisure.
Oh come on! I was only gone 2 hours.	I know I deserted you for an eternity and I'm the worst human ever, so please continue to hide behind those boxes until you feel I've been punished enough.
This is nice coffee.	Please nuzzle the bottom of the cup just as I take a drink because I really want to wear hot coffee today.
Are you hungry?	Cheese
I think I'm hungry.	Cheese for you.
I think I'll make a sandwich.	Cheese for you in a minute.
I'm trying to make a sandwich.	Claws in my thigh will get you cheese quicker.
None for you.	You can have cheese.
There is no cheese.	I'm lying.
All the cheese in the world is gone.	I'm lying to hurt your feelings.
This is MY cheese.	I'm lying to make a joke.
You're not having cheese.	I'm deluded.